Sudoku

Sudoku is big these days. However I find these puzzles a bit difficult. That's why, a couple of months ago, I started to work out a variant that is a little easier. Finally I'm done and I want to share the new invention with you.

Sudoku for beginners:

The Flood.

It has been pouring down like hell for a week now. I have never seen such a thing with such an intensity. I'm sure there is a new biblical Flood arriving. So I decided to build an ark and save all the animals of Denmark from the flood. I've already printed the floor plan of the ark and decided on which animals go where.

Terror Alert Level Elmo.

It's terror code Elmo and I'm going to fly to the US next week! Holy cow. All American flight attendants will be on high PMS alert level. You cough once and they'll call the air marshall. And the new hype: no liquids allowed except for baby food! So I'm shopping for baby drinks right now but the choice is no good. I basically have to decide between Alete's fennel tea with apple juice

and Gerber's LiquiLytes® also with apple flavor.

Today, I went to Føtex and asked whether I could taste some baby food and they kicked me out treating me like a pervert. I guess I'll just swallow a balloon filled with beer right before the flight and ask my flight neighbor to punch my stomach really hard when I'll feel like having it.

Boobies. Wanna see some boobies? Then visit Claus Brabrand's homepage. You might get disappointed, though.

Doping.

What's all this fuss about doping in cycling about? Landis here, Landis there. What's so wrog about doping after all? Do you want to watch these guys push their bikes up the Pyrenees during next Tour de France?

Finally.
Finally our computer systems are running again! File server delays are bearable again etc. But what had caused the problem? Easy to explain! I found out what the problem was this morning when I tried to execute xcalc. What happened? Nothing. xcalc exists no more. It has ceased to be... Apparently, it was xcalc that had caused all these previous problems!

Finally, a poem dedicated to Rune.

Run', det dumme møgsvin
drikke svine tisse vin
og knalder råkold lig,
det mand er liderligt!